tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9714583881102193072024-02-18T22:50:08.760-06:00Ken's BlogMy thoughts on politics, popular culture, religion, current events, sports, movies, and relationships. And blogging, Facebook, the Internet, and anything else that comes to mind.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger546125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-48272803232678433812011-05-09T18:12:00.002-05:002011-05-09T18:23:06.980-05:00Wrigley Field: Is this how it ends?The Chicago Cubs' ownership has taken to bribing fans to attend games. First, it was the Best Buy Family Pak: 4 tickets, hot dogs and sodas for $80 (April/May dates only). Now it's the Bud Light Bleacher Series: Free t-shirt Mondays, $3 beer Tuesdays and dollar dog Wednesdays. Naturally, outrageous ticket prices still apply. No games blacked out, strangely enough.<br /><br />There are two driving factors at work here. First, the Cubs are miserable with few if any marketable stars. They are 15-18 this season. Yes, that's only four games behind the division leaders, whom they host this week. But there's no reason to believe they will improve to the point of contending for the division crown. That is several years away and unlikely with this group of nobodies, save Starlin Castro.<br /><br />The second factor is obvious: Cubs fans are beginning to realize the few advantages of paying top dollar to sit in an aging, decrepit dump of a ballpark for 3½ hours. Depsite the ownership's plans for some semblance of renovation, the fan experience at Wrigley Field isn't going to improve without a complete razing and reconstruction of the seating areas. That just isn't going to happen.<br /><br />As attendance figures continue to deteriorate and fans either save their money or pursue other entertainment options (White Sox? Brewers?), Wrigley Field's reliability as a profit center for ownership decreases. Perhaps this is what it will take. Losing? It's too early to tell how much losing seasons bother this ownership. Decades of losing certainly didn't phase the previous two ownership groups. Yes, we congratulate the Tribune Co. for adding lights in 1988. But the Tribune never fought for the full 55-game night schedule the Cubs desperately need. Now, stuck with too many day games and a ballpark that is no longer a cash cow, perhaps the Ricketts are finally spurred to action. The next step: a retractable-roof ballpark, either near United Center on the West Side or Sears Centre in Hoffman Estates. No night-game limits. No frozen bats. No offense-killing wind. Just championship baseball.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-58807620338541922862011-05-04T19:36:00.001-05:002011-05-04T19:38:11.684-05:00Please move out of Wrigley, Mr. Ricketts!Mr. Tom Ricketts<br />Chairman, Chicago Cubs<br />1060 W Addison St<br />Chicago IL 60613-4397<br /> <br />Dear Mr. Ricketts:<br /> <br />I applaud your efforts to modernize Wrigley Field with a major renovation. Unfortunately, it’s lipstick on a pig if the ballpark’s two main impediments to winning are not addressed: the night game limit and the wind effect on fly balls. I suspect playing 30 night games per season instead of 55 costs the Cubs five to ten wins—a critical difference. As Steve Stone noted while discussing the wind in a USA Today article last year, the Cubs have won 50 home games only three times since 1945. The Cardinals have done it three times in the past decade. There’s a serious home-field disadvantage in Lakeview, and the wind’s unpredictability plays a major factor.<br /> <br />Assuming the night-game limit and wind effect remain unchanged, you have two choices. You could run the club much like the Tribune Co. did and make a lot of money. The Cubs would win 70-85 games per season in Wrigley Field and never win another pennant. Or you can build a 21st Century marvel—a Miller Park near United Center or Sears Centre—and bring a world championship home. As a lifelong Cubs fan like yourself, it pains me that the Cubs begin every season at a serious disadvantage due to the second-worst facility* in the majors for players and fans. Wrigley Field is pretty, but it’s worth noting the Cubs have never won a championship there. At first it was the wind’s fault. Now it’s night games too. Thank you for your June 7 reply to my letter last year. With regard to night games, you wrote you want the Cubs to be “good neighbors.” I concur. Good neighbors win championships.<br /> <br /> <br />Sincerely,<br /> <br />----------------- <br />*Oakland is worst.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-24684960901637560482011-05-04T19:34:00.001-05:002011-05-04T19:35:30.824-05:00Please help the Cubs, Mr. SeligMr. Allan H. “Bud” Selig<br />Major League Baseball<br />75 Ninth Ave, 5th Flr, <br />New York, NY 10011<br /><br />Dear Mr. Selig:<br /><br />During your remarkable tenure as baseball commissioner, you have persuaded nearly every home market to build a new ballpark for its team. Fans reap the benefits of modern amenities, comfortable seating areas and plentiful concessions. Players enjoy spacious locker rooms and indoor practice/workout facilities.<br /><br />So why are the Cubs left behind?<br /><br />Incredibly, the fourth-most popular team in baseball has the second-worst ballpark in baseball.* Due to its crippling limited night-game schedule and lack of premium seating areas, the Cubs don’t enjoy the revenue or exposure they deserve. Wrigley Field’s night-game shortage and devastating wind effect make a Cubs pennant almost impossible. <br /><br />Imagine FOX’s World Series ratings if the Cubs were to participate. Every night would be like a Super Bowl. Sadly, the Cubs have almost no chance of reaching the Fall Classic so long as they remain in Wrigley Field. They need a Miller Park, near United Center (West Side) or Sears Centre (northwest suburbs), to compete fairly with their league rivals. With strong leadership from the commissioner’s office, the Cubs could leave Wrigley Field gracefully, allowing it to become the museum and shrine to baseball its neighbors and nostalgia fans desire. Meanwhile, the Cubs could turn to the business of winning championships.<br /><br />Thank you for your attention to this matter.<br /><br /><br />Sincerely,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-8153608944889325862011-05-04T19:33:00.000-05:002011-05-04T19:34:23.102-05:00Fold some teams!Mr. Tom Ricketts<br />Chicago Cubs<br />1060 W Addison St<br />Chicago IL 60613-4305<br /><br />Dear Mr. Ricketts:<br /><br />It is in the Chicago Cubs’ best interest for MLB to contract some of its lowest-revenue, luxury-tax taking, money-losing ballclubs. With the leadership of the Yankees’ front office, the Cubs could help form a ballclub group that would include the Mets, Red Sox, Phillies and Dodgers. These ballclubs could strongly advocate for MLB to contract in the next collective bargaining agreement negotiations. Pittsburgh and Kansas City should obviously be folded or converted to AAA ballclubs. Tampa Bay, Toronto, Oakland and Phoenix should not be overlooked. Fewer teams and fewer inferior players would strengthen competition and improve the overall product. For the Cubs, eliminating home dates with Pittsburgh (and travel thereto) would be significant progress. If the Cubs could also convince MLB to send Houston to the AL West in the resultant division shuffle, the schedule would improve dramatically.<br /><br />Foisting supbar competition on fans isn’t fair. Subsidizing these ballclubs’ operations in perpetuity isn’t fair, either. It’s time for the Cubs to help Major League Baseball return to being truly major league.<br /><br /><br />Sincerely,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-60832391299943608022010-10-17T13:28:00.000-05:002010-10-17T13:29:14.412-05:00Election countdown!<a href="https://secure.nrcc.org/39Days/"><img src="https://secure.nrcc.org/39Days/images/39Days.jpg" height="130" width="130" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-51642192835606375362010-10-03T12:16:00.000-05:002010-10-03T12:17:24.508-05:00Joel Pollak's new tv adAnother example of Joel's positive campaign.<br /><br /><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdTV15j6PbI&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdTV15j6PbI&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-76843075450930427152010-10-03T11:58:00.002-05:002010-10-03T12:16:37.210-05:00Not again, Rep. Schakowsky!Jan Schakowsky sent a fundraising email to supporters attacking Joel Pollack's warm-fuzzy introductory campaign ad.<br /><br />Really, Mrs. Schakowsky: what's wrong with this ad?<br /><br />http://bit.ly/aVIDMq<br /><br />Where exactly is it misleading? No, it doesn't mention Andrew Breitbart because most voters don't know who he is. It doesn't mention the Tea Party or Hudson Institute. It's designed to <em>attract </em>voters, duh, not turn them off or bore them. As for Joel's stance on issues, geez, Jan, he only has 30 seconds.<br /><br />What we find grossly dishonest is Mrs. Schakowsky's pitch to her supporters: "In order to respond, we need to hit our fundraising deadline by midnight tonight." And, "Can you give us $10, $15 or $20 to make sure we can respond to this misleading ad?"<br /><br /><em>Mrs. Schakowsky is outraising Joel 6-1. According to opensecrets.org, she has over $0.5 million in the bank. </em>Why exactly does she need more campaign cash to respond to this positive ad with the nasty attack ads that she wants to run? Can't she just borrow $1-$2 million from her husband? The cries of poverty are dishonest and frankly embarrassing for a six-term entrenched incumbent.<br /><br />Congresswoman, we think your supporters are tired of listening to you whine about your opponent. Cut the attack ad. Let's see if it's in you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-8141227546658619632010-10-03T11:56:00.001-05:002010-10-03T11:58:42.713-05:00Campaign 2010!<script type='text/javascript' src='http://www.opensecrets.org/widgets/costofelection10_widget.js'></script>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-85894204068397108102010-09-29T15:03:00.002-05:002010-09-29T15:06:32.051-05:00Favorite albumsLicense to Ill Beastie Boys<br />Thriller Michael Jackson<br />Purple Rain Prince<br />Phantom of the Opera Andrew Lloyd Webber<br />Graceland Paul Simon<br />Forever Your Girl Paula Abdul<br />Madonna Madonna<br />Like a Prayer Madonna<br />Different Light Bangles<br />Come On Over Shania Twain<br />Greatest Hits Fleetwood Mac<br />Rhythm Nation 1814 Janet Jackson<br />Kick INXS<br />The #1 Hits Elvis Presley<br />Pump Up the Jam Technotronic<br />In My Tribe 10,000 Maniacs<br />So Peter Gabriel<br />Joshua Tree U2<br />Laundry Service ShakiraUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-82904866332788039732010-09-29T14:56:00.006-05:002010-09-29T15:03:01.119-05:00Favorite movie listRead 'em and weep!<br /><br />Metropolitan<br />Fast Times at Ridgemont High<br />The Road Warrior<br />Uncle Buck<br />The Breakfast Club<br />Stand By Me<br />Star Wars<br />The Empire Strikes Back<br />When Harry Met Sally...<br />Gattaca<br />Escape from New York<br />Blade Runner<br />Raiders of the Lost Ark<br />Grease<br />Snow White<br />Little Mermaid<br />Aladdin<br />Song of the South<br />Shrek<br />My Cousin Vinny<br />Moulin Rouge<br />Aliens<br />The Cutting Edge<br />Crimes and Misdemeanors<br />L.A. Story<br />Spider-Man<br />Rocky<br />...say anything<br />Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist<br />Before Sunrise<br />Some Kind of WonderfulUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-60089564492936032432010-09-15T20:11:00.002-05:002010-09-15T20:15:32.062-05:00Dave Matthews Band to play Wrigley Sept. 17-18The Chicago Cubs sent an email message to neighbors of Wrigley Field reminding residents of the Dave Matthews Band concerts this Friday and Saturday night. Isn't it odd that Dave Matthews can play Wrigley Field on Friday and Saturday night (even if Friday night is Kol Nidre), but the Cubs can't? Who is Wrigley Field's primary tenant? Hard to tell! The message indicated comments could be sent to neighbors@cubs.com, so we responded accordingly:<br /><br />Thank you for your message reminding Lakeview residents of the upcoming Dave Matthews concert series.<br /><br />I think it's a real shame that an out-of-town band is permitted to play at Wrigley Field on a Friday and Saturday night, but the ballpark's own tenants are forbidden from doing so. It's almost as though the Cubs are strangers to their own ballpark. By running through the City Council a bill permitting these concerts, Ald. Tom Tunney is really sending the Cubs an insulting message. Out of town bands? No problem--pick your night. Hometown heroes? One-twenty pm, suckers.<br /><br />I hope the new ownership works hard to bring 55 night games per season, 7 nights a week, to Wrigley Field. The Cubs and their long-suffering fans deserve nothing less.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-8930266980433116572010-09-15T20:02:00.003-05:002010-09-15T20:08:30.063-05:00Whachootalkinbout, Ryno?Hall of Fame second baseman and current Iowa Cubs manager Ryne Sandberg wants to manage the Chicago Cubs. The position is currently vacant for the 2011 season pending the front office's final decision.<br /><br />We've heard from people who knew Ryne Sandberg personally that he is not that bright, to put it mildly. His comments on Cubs Insider Sunday morning seemed to confirm that he is not smart enough to manage at the major-league level. He believes Wrigley Field and the day-game schedule (only 30 home night games instead of 55, like all other teams) are to the Cubs' <em>advantage </em>despite their miserable record of mediocrity and 102 years without a title. After angrily typing out a letter to the manager of the Iowa Cubs, we settled on this toned-down version:<br /><br />Sept. 15, 2010<br /><br />Mr. Ryne Sandberg<br />Iowa Cubs<br />1 Line Dr<br />Des Moines IA 50309-4640<br /><br />Dear Mr. Sandberg:<br /><br />I found your comments on the Sept. 12 edition of Cubs Insider on WGN Radio grossly inaccurate and irresponsible. You mentioned Wrigley Field and day games as being advantages for the Chicago Cubs. Given the Cubs’ championship drought, I don’t understand that. How many World Series championships have the Cubs won in the night-game era (1939-present)? They have never won a championship while playing in Wrigley Field. In fact, the Cubs’ habit of winning pennants stopped abruptly right around the time their opponents shifted to a night-game schedule. Furthermore, since 1945, the Cubs have exceeded 50 wins per season in Wrigley Field just three times. The Cardinals have won 50 games per season more than three times just in the previous decade. So rather than being an advantage, it seems that the day-game schedule and Wrigley Field present real obstacles to winning.<br /><br />For the Cubs to have a reasonable chance to win a championship, they need the ownership to make extensive upgrades to Wrigley Field’s seating and player facilities—similar to the K.C. Royals’ $250 million ballpark upgrade before this season. Most importantly, the ownership needs to persuade the alderman to allow the Cubs 55 night home games per season, seven nights a week—just like their opponents. Just like the Yankees, who are perennial contenders. In this endeavor, the Ricketts family will need public support from the players and coaching staff. Comments celebrating the day-game schedule that dooms the Cubs to mediocrity are not helpful.<br /><br />Best wishes for the offseason. <br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />xxxxx<br /><br />["Winning a pennant" means reaching the World Series but not winning it.]Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-15191514741371928772010-09-15T19:43:00.005-05:002010-09-15T20:09:19.442-05:00Jan Schakowsky: "You have everything to fear"There's a fascinating contrast between U.S. Rep. Jan Schakowsky's campaign website, janschakowsky.org, and her fundraising letters to supporters. The website is designed to reach out to everyone. The letters are targeted to Yellow Dog liberal Democrats. In the letters, the congresswoman warns that if she loses her seat, and the Democrats lose the U.S. House of Representatives, your worst nightmares might come true:<br /><br />Rep. Joe Barton will become chairman of the Energy and Commerce Committee!<br />Rep. Paul Ryan will chair the Budget Committee!<br /><br />Sarcasm isn't nice. So we won't add any here. Let's merely point out what she didn't mention:<br /><br />Rep. Nancy Pelosi will no longer be the Speaker of the House!<br /><br />If Rep. Schakowsky had reminded voters that a Republican takeover of the House would remove Pelosi from her role as Speaker, she just might have unwittingly sent money flooding into Joel Pollak's campaign. But she's a campaign veteran. She didn't mention Pelosi. Good move, Congresswoman.<br /><br />Schakowsky, who opposes Americans' Second Amendment right to bear arms, reminds me of Former NRA Spokesman Charlton Heston, whose most famous line was "From my cold, dead hands." Rep. Schakowsky is desperate to hold on to her congressional seat in the worst possible way. She will paint her opponent with the worst excesses of the extreme right despite his moderate views. We're convinced the only reason she hasn't accused him of racism is because his wife has dark skin. She aims for the underdog label--"A fighter for our side" is her new campaign slogan--despite her 6:1 fundraising advantage and her place among the Democratic Establishment. Furthermore, Schakowsky and her convicted felon husband Robert Creamer are millionaires. We're waiting for Creamer to lend her campaign $5 mil or so. She can't run on her embarrassing tax-and-spend record, plus no benefits for her Ninth District. So she runs a negative, scorched-earth campaign that is unbecoming her office and her character.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-37873026612347164702010-09-15T19:08:00.004-05:002010-09-15T19:31:14.464-05:00Chicago without Hizzonerdamare?A friend and avid reader requested comment on the City of Chicago's upcoming regime change.<br /><br />First, we congratulate Mayor Richard M. Daley on 21 years of service to the city. We wish him well. Thanks for the memories.<br /><br />And tax increases. And massive deficits. And more tax increases to cover them. And the lakefront monstrosity that Soldier Field became. And Meigs Field's midnight closure. And the fact that the "Parking meter revenue" line item on the city's balance sheet will show "$0.00" until 2083, barring any change.*<br /><br />Any alderman has a built-in political base that gives him or her an advantage in the mayor's race over a less-organized candidate. Unfortunately, aldermen are part of the problem that helped us reach this point: the city's horrible financial situation. No thank you, Ald. Burke.<br /><br />We like Sheriff Tom Dart. But Dart and White House Chief of Staff Rahm "Rahmbo" Emanuel are both Daley guys. So it's possible that during Dart's or Emanuel's term, Hizzonerdamare would still be pulling the strings behind the scenes, or sitting at the controls behind the curtain. Pick your metaphor. Either way, it would hardly be the fresh start the city desperately needs.<br /><br />That's why we believe the best candidate would be one who comes from Chicago's extensive business community. He would happily sink $5-$10 million of his personal wealth into the race to raise his public profile, create name recognition and get voters and the media talking. Of course, this person could be female, too.<br /><br />With that much money, this candidate would probably be on a first-name basis with the mayor. But he also would be powerful enough in his own right that he need not heed the mayor's command.<br /><br />In some ways, Mayor Daley made Chicago better. In others, we will be paying for his mistakes for decades to come. The financial mess is inexcusable. In light of the political hacks we have come to expect running Chicago, we fear for more of the same. <br /><br /><br /><br />*Change meaning a lawsuit successfully negating the lease or LAZ Parking abandoning it due to decreased profitability.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-61624731485404591552010-09-15T19:04:00.002-05:002010-09-15T19:07:27.268-05:00Red Line Washington stop remains closed indefinitelyBack in March, this page <a href="http://bit.ly/c9PV3U">wrote </a>about the cta Red Line's closure of the Washington stop and how great it is that trains stop just once between Grand Avenue and Monroe Street. From reading Jon Hilkevitch's column in the Chicago Tribune, I learned that the cta has no plans to reopen the Washington Red Line stop in the forseeable future. Fantastic. Now could we please close Madison/Wabash on the Loop Elevated too?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-80187518263936016962010-09-06T18:26:00.002-05:002010-09-06T18:47:18.851-05:00Is there a plot to undermine Judaism?I'm trying to think of the non-Jewish equivalent of non-kosher restaurants hosting Jewish holiday meals. First it was Pesach; this week it's Rosh Hashanah.<br /><br />For those with reservations at non-kosher restaurants for the Rosh Hashanah <span style="font-style:italic;">prix fixe</span> meal Wednesday evening, here's a better idea: Wrigley Field. First pitch, 7:05--just 13 minutes after candle-lighting.<br /><br />Why is a Cub game a better idea? Because the connection to Judaism is the same: <span style="font-style:italic;">there is none.</span> The difference is the Cubs don't pretend that their game is a Jewish event. By hosting Rosh Hashanah dinners, the non-kosher restaurants are sending a message: "We can do your holiday better than you can--<span style="font-style:italic;">treif</span> kitchen be damned."<br /><br />Don't let them get away with it!<br /><br />Do these restaurants host lunch buffets for Muslims during Ramadan (when Muslims are prohibited from eating during daylight hours)? Of course not. Catholic meals with steak on Fridays during Lent? Just the opposite: restaurants, correctly and respectfully, offer fish-on-Friday menu specials during Lent.<br /><br />So why insult Jews with non-kosher meals on two of the most important (and most observed, along with Yom Kippur) holidays of the year?<br /><br />What's next--a singles dance/nightclub event on a Friday night?<br /><br />Already on the calendar.<br /><br />The annual Christmas Eve event will go on as scheduled despite Christmas Eve falling on Friday this year. Moving it up 24 hours to Thursday night wouldn't affect attendance; no one goes to work on Dec. 24 when it's a Friday.<br /><br />Why are so many working so hard to turn Jews away from tradition?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-26407567991144221172010-09-06T18:15:00.003-05:002010-09-06T18:26:16.943-05:00GOP chooses Tampa for 2012 conventionGood call, Republicans.<br /><br />Tampa and St. Petersburg lie on the critical I-4 Corridor, where several hundred thousand swing voters live. I-4, which isn't really an interstate, heads east from the Gulf to Orlando and then northeast to Daytona Beach. Perhaps by nominating Gov. Mitt Romney (or a player to be named) in Tampa, the Republican campaign for president can secure a head start in reclaiming Florida.<br /><br />The Democratic search committee is still choosing from Cleveland, Minneapolis, Charlotte and St. Louis. I'm a little surprised Chicago is not in the running as the president could sleep at home instead of a hotel during Convention Week. Also, as anyone who was here in 1996 knows, we put on a hell of a show. Three of the four cities are in swing states (not Minneapolis). The Democrats need to hold on to Ohio and would like to keep North Carolina. St. Louis has its benefits if the delegates can withstand the St. Louis humidity in early September.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-16573535450277387892010-09-06T17:42:00.003-05:002010-09-06T18:12:03.329-05:00Really, Congresswoman?Tea Party Glenn Beck Sean Hannity Neo-Con right-wing blog right-wing ideologues 32-year-old.<br /><br />And that's just a single fund-raising letter.<br /><br />Congresswoman Schakowsky, you've represented the Ninth District of Illinois for six terms. You were the president of your freshman Democratic class in 1999. You should be proud to run on your record. And the best you can do is guilt by association?<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Really,</span> Congresswoman? Isn't such mudslinging beneath a Member of Congress of your stature?<br /><br />Were you making a salient point in noting your opponent's orthodox Judaism? Or was this a sleazy attempt to stir anger and antipathy among your base of liberal Jews?<br /><br />Joel Pollak made several corrections to the falsehoods and misstatements in your letter. To add one more: Joel has not characterized your support for the president and a two-state solution as anti-Israel. He has characterized your friendship with Helen Thomas and your alliance with J Street as anti-Israel. Feel free to defend these connections. In fact, you responded to questions about J Street with a "wait and see" reply. One doesn't join an organization--or speak at its Chicago kickoff event--and <span style="font-style:italic;">then </span>determine what its Israel policy turns out to be. That would be irresponsible.<br /><br />It appears, Congresswoman, that you are taking your reelection campaign marching orders from the House leadership and the <a href="http://www.dccc.org/">DCCC,</a> which warned against running on the records of Congress or the White House. Good move. If you were forced to defend your record, voters might notice:<br /><br />--how you vote for earmarks to help other districts but cannot bring any federal government money to your own.<br />--how Obamacare is going to cannibalize Medicare, endangering your base of senior voters.<br />--how your husband Robert Creamer went to prison for felony check-kiting. What did you know and when did you know it, Congresswoman? You owe your constituents an explanation.<br />--how you repeatedly lie (state in error?) regarding job creation statistics relating to the federal stimulus package while your district continues to lose thousands more jobs--faster than Illinois as a whole.<br /><br />And organizing hecklers at your opponent's campaign events, Congresswoman? <span style="font-style:italic;">Really? </span> Isn't that beneath you?<br /><br />Oh, well. Back to the name-calling.<br /><br />By the way, talk show host Glenn Beck uses two "n's" in his first name. You might want to make a note of it for your next fund-raising letter. And "Neo-Con" is a code word for "Zionist."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-11409984861994159432010-09-05T16:39:00.002-05:002010-09-05T16:49:48.312-05:00Is a Wrigley championship impossible?In a recent article, <em>USA Today</em> listed two obvious reasons the Cubs have so much difficulty winning in their ancient ballpark: not enough night games and antiquated facilities. As previously noted here, however, those obstacles are easily fixed. A more serious problem lies in the ballpark's architecture and location: the tendancy of the wind to control the outcome of games.<br /><br />Lake Michigan lies about a mile east of that dump Wrigley Field. The lake breeze can blow in on hitters. A western or southwestern wind blows the ball out. Since the wind is so inconsistent, it's impossible to tailor a starting lineup for slugging (blowing out) or small-ball (blowing in). The Cubs have exceeded 50 wins per season at home just three times since 1945. (Also due to the day-game problem.) The Cubs' divisional archrival Cardinals have won 50 games at home three times just in the last decade. That suggests a serious problem.<br /><br />Besides the obvious solution of a full slate of 55 night games at home, the Cubs need to consider raising the ballpark outer walls to eliminate the wind factor. Obivously, doing so would block the view of the rooftop seating across Waveland and Sheffield Avenues. The rooftop operators pay the Cubs a healthy percentage of each ticket sold. We believe the Cubs' best move is to buy out all the rooftop owners and rebuild the ballpark edifice, possibly adding seats within the ballpark if rooftop seating is no longer viable. Once the ballpark is protected from the wind, the Cubs would no longer need to worry about an additional opponent in their efforts to win ballgames.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-65477665401784738082010-09-05T16:29:00.004-05:002010-09-05T16:38:50.433-05:00Kim Jong-Il to meet the media in Hong Kong[Simultaneous English translation]<br /><br />Thank you very much for meeting me in this beautiful city. I love visiting Hong Kong when I'm not threatening the world with complete annihilation. To that end, I have a major announcement. After meditative prayer and careful discussion with my senior advisors, I have decided to end the state of war between the People's Democratic Republic of Korea and South Korea. Furthermore, I would like to begin peace and unification talks immediately--either here in Hong Kong or in Seoul.<br /><br />Toward that end, I am announcing the immediate termination of the People's nuclear weapon programme. Threatening our southern neighbors and the West in order to receive food and oil is no way to treat friends. I invite the United States and international inspectors to supervise the shutdown of the nuclear weapon programme. From now on, we only intend to use nuclear power to provide heat and power to our long-suffering people.<br /><br />There is nothing like 61 years of starvation, famine, desperation and despair to prove that our socialist/Communist system does not work here on the Korean Peninsula or anywhere in the world. Are you listening, President Obama? I'm kidding! But seriously, folks, I will need your help in converting our system to a market-based, free capitalist economy.<br /><br />I am going to continue my rule of the PDRK, though no longer with an iron fist. I plan to stay on only long enough for an election to be scheduled and a new president to be elected. All international observers except Jimmy Carter are invited to make sure the upcoming election is fair.<br /><br />Since we now welcome political dissent here in the PDRK, there is no longer any need for the gulags holding political prisoners. Today, I am ordering all political prisoners to be released to their families immediately.<br /><br />We hope the Korean Peninsula will be unified and able to realize its full potential by Jan. 1, 2011.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-61047097491711552312010-09-05T16:07:00.003-05:002010-09-05T16:29:42.858-05:00A message from Tom Ricketts--I hopeThank you for attending this press conference on short notice.<br /><br />Owning the Cubs has been an absolute dream come true. After spending so many summer afternoons and evenings in the bleachers, I never could have imagined running the team I followed growing up. When I bought the Cubs form Tribune Co., I told Cubs fans worldwide my goak is a World Series championship, and for the Cubs to be a perennial National League power. Little did I know how difficult this challenge would turn out to be. I have decided to do whatever is necessary and possible to bring home aWorld Series championship. The night-game comproise, agreed to by the previous ownership group, is absolutely unworkable if the Cubs are to compete for a championship with any frequency. I have asked my friend Ald. Tom Tunney to submit to the full City council a bill rescnding the night-game limit, effective with the start of the 2011 season.<br /><br />I have also asked the alderman to give fast-track approval to the extensive construction and renovation plans we have for the main grandstand, which will begin as soon as the Cubs play their final home game of the season. We hope to complete the renovation by Opening Day, 2011. We are confident that visiting Wrigley Field will be a much more enjoyable experience for Cubs fans once the main grandstand and concourses are rebuilt. It's absolutely essential that we have tom's full cooperation as we change the Cubs' 20th Century malaise to a 21st Century powerhouse. We will be unable to field a competitive team here in Lakeview without Tom's assistance.<br /><br />As for the Cubs' on-field struggles this season, make no mistake: a tradition of losing is no longer acceptable here. When we arrived before the start of this season, we took on some very bad long-term contracts. We will no longer permit those contracts to interefer with our pursuit of a World Series championship. Players whom we believe are not contributing to our goals will be traded or released. There will be no exceptions.<br /><br />We said at the beginning that this was Year One, not Year 102. Nothing has changed. Next year is a new opportunity, and we intend to take full advantage. Thank you very much.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-78271215660392301882010-08-03T22:17:00.003-05:002010-08-03T22:25:41.867-05:00Can you handle rebuilding, Cubs fans?The Chicago Cubs' current record is atrocious. It is good for fourth or fifth place in the NL Central, 11½ games behind the division-leading St. Louis Cardinals. They are officially playing out the string. <br /><br />Why not rebuild? The Cubs have been afraid of suffering at the gate during a rebuilding period, especially if that takes more than one year. With one-third of Cubs home games played during the business day, that concern is certainly understandable. But doing little or nothing should not be an option, either. Is ownership's goal to make a profit with a mostly full ballpark? Or is it to win a World Series? Writing from the desk of a lifelong Cubs fan, it had better be the latter.<br /><br />Rebuilding is a challenge. Fans need to keep the faith. To see how it works, one only need look as far as Philadelphia and Detroit. The Phillies, recently so bad they were the Sillies, won the World Series in 2008 and lost the Series in 2009 to the Yankees. The Tigers were horrible in the early 2000's but won the pennant in 2006. They lost the World Series to the Cardinals.<br /><br />Cubs fans more accustomed to 95-loss seasons than division championships would consider a pennant-winning season a huge accomplishment--a first for most fans. A World Series championship--the first since 1908--would make a lifetime of devotion worthwhile for millions of Cubs fans.<br /><br />The 2006 season embarrassed Cubs management. The Cubs lost 96 games, and thousands of empty seats at Wrigley Field appearing on Cubs tv broadcasts shocked the front office. To make matters worse, White Sox tv ratings surpassed the Cubs' ratings. The Cubs had been Chicago's tv darlings for decades.<br /><br />The Cubs' management sprang to action. It hired manager Lou Piniella, and the Cubs cruised to two straight division crowns. Unfortunately, the Cubs extended their postseason losing streak to nine games and their postseason record in California to a very sad 0-7.<br /><br />Without a serious ownership commitment to rebuilding as well as a full night-game schedule, I'm afraid this is what we have to look forward to: a division championship once or twice a decade. That's it. Forget World Series glory. It's up to you, Mr. Ricketts. You're The Man. Make it happen.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-14474171277339246872010-07-23T00:25:00.003-05:002010-07-23T00:37:15.199-05:00There you go again, Your HonorAs if! As if we didn't have enough evidence that Chicago's elitist City Council has nothing but disdain for the proletariat class it is elected to serve. The new handgun ordinance, passed on the mayor's orders in the wake of the city's handgun ban being overturned in court, is designed to prevent a citizen from using his gun to defend himself. Are the alderman subjected to the same limits they forced on their peasants? Unlikely--after all, they excluded themselves from the handgun ban during its 28-year existence.<br /><br />The city's Legal Department, led by Mara Georges, will spend millions of dollars the city doesn't have defending the law in court from challenges. These challenges come from citizens who dare to defend themselves from the thugs who own the streets in so many Chicago neighborhoods. What is the point, really, of a one handgun per month purchase limit? Of banning handgun possession on a porch or in a garage? The mayor's attempts to disarm the people are baffling. Restricting each residence to one operational handgun (the others disassembled) makes perfect sense if one presumes more working handguns endanger the residents. That's up for debate, and that decision should be up to the individual homeowner, not Hizzonerdamare.<br /><br />Another part of the law bans gun stores within the city limits. This is almost certainly unconstitutional as a gun is now a legal product in Chicago. Mara Georges' reasoning was, Well, no alderman would allow a gun shop in his ward, so we decided to ban them.<br /><br />How preposterous. And arrogant. This motley City Council crew of 50 men and women will not be aldermen forever. With luck, many will pursue other opportunities next year. Considering how popular urban gun ownership is, it's very possible a new, pro-gun alderman would welcome a gun store in his ward. The city ordinance doesn't allow for such an eventuality. The alderman would need to introduce a waiver to the law and persuade his colleagues to pass it.<br /><br />Just as there are liquor stores and automobile dealers within the city limits, gun shops deserve an opportunity to conduct business. Mayor Richard M. Daley may not like it. When the law is thrown out, he'll find it's not always his call.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-38560242785350408932010-07-23T00:11:00.002-05:002010-07-23T00:25:14.217-05:00Chicago's 2011 budget $700 mil in holeWhere did the money go?<br /><br />What is the price of corruption?<br /><br />What is the City of Chicago's projected budget deficit for 2011?<br /><br />There's a question with an answer. It's a mind-boggling $700 million. Assuming a population of 2.9 million, each resident would need to donate $241.38 to the city to balance the budget. ($659.18 per capita.) A grand for a family of four.<br /><br />Remember the telethon for Detroit in <span style="font-style:italic;">Robocop 2?</span> This is far worse.<br /><br />It's almost inconceivable that the city's budget situation has reached this nadir. City residents spend thousands of dollars every year on taxes and fees. Vehicle sticker, handgun ownership fee, sales tax, restaurant tax, liquor tax, gas tax, parking garage tax, parking tickets, traffic tickets, red-light camera tickets, and amusement tax (a portion of the ticket price of a movie, sports event or show). Businesses in the city pay for operators' licenses, liquor licenses and an employee head tax. There are probably other examples. Tourists and business visitors are hit hard, with steep airport, hotel and car rental taxes and fees.<br /><br />Parking meter revenue is not part of that list because the city doesn't see it. Mayor Richard M. Daley and a compliant City Council sold the parking meter revenue to LAZ Parking for 75 years. They sealed that deal less than two years ago, in December, 2008. Now the Sun-Times reports 90 percent of that up-front money is gone. Of course some of it was intended for immediate budget deficit needs. But all of it? Even if the city drained the fund to prop up its 2011 budget, a $520 million deficit would remain. And the parking meter revenue would still be off-limits for 73 years.<br /><br />How did the city financial situation get this bad, this fast? There are two costs that are difficult to quantify but play major roles in budgeting malfeasance: corruption and the lack of any political opposition in the city.<br /><br />There is a corruption scandal linked to Hizzonerdamare's office about every six months. It's always about money--lots of it--and contracts.<br /><br />In other large cities, proposed budgets with their tax and fee increases are subject to lively debate. In Chicago, the budget is whatever the mayor wants it to be. As a result, there is no control--no system of checks and balances to fight tax/fee increases or egregious spending. The result is predictable: a $700 million shortfall.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971458388110219307.post-69753487393787614042010-07-22T23:44:00.003-05:002010-07-23T00:11:52.521-05:00Can Jan hang on?Joel Pollack took down Rep. Barney Frank. Can he hold his own with another liberal House stalwart? After just two different Members of Congress represented the Ninth District in the House over the last 62 years,* the District could certainly use "A Fresh Start."<br /><br />The polls report the president's approval ratings have fallen sharply. More seriously, a majority of Americans no longer trust the president to make major policy decisions. That's not the type of person Americans typically vote to re-elect.<br /><br />Concerns about skyrocketing debt, the possibility of higher taxes and a Big Government takeover of health care and so much more would naturally lead to a year with big Republican gains in Congress.<br /><br />How does this voter unrest translate to the Ninth District of Illinois?<br /><br />Rep. Jan Schakowsky's most loyal voters, who already voted for her six times, love Big Government. They love higher taxes. They love entitlement spending. They love taxpayer-funded abortions. They love gun bans. They love unions. They love federal spending on the arts, as if the arts were at all the federal government's business. Some of them love sticking it to Israel.<br /><br />So the Republican Party's alternate message may not resonate with many Ninth District voters. These voters' active dislike of conservatives may be so strong that they will vote to re-elect the Congresswoman just to annoy Republicans. Furthermore, Rep. Schakowsky does a masterful job of portraying herself as the underdog (a six-term incumbent loaded with campaign cash? Some underdog!) fighting the good fight against those bad Republicans and their "far right-wing agenda." This goes on even as her husband goes to prison for a check-kiting scheme. Putting fear into the minds of voters may will result in a surfeit of fund-raising cash and a seventh term in office.<br /><br />In 1996, a great year for Democrats with a big re-election win for President Bill Clinton, Joe Walsh ran against 87-year-old Ninth District Rep. Sidney R. Yates. This was Yates' first serious opposition in 14 years. He was so concerned about losing his precious seat he flew to his home District to campaign and ended up winning re-election by eight points.<br /><br />With almost no money and a loosely organized campaign force of volunteers, Walsh had Yates thinking about retirement. (Walsh is now running against Rep. Melissa Bean in Illinois' Eighth District. Yates retired in 1999 and died in 2000.) Could Joel Pollack close that eight-point gap? Stay tuned.<br /><br />*Sidney R. Yates 1949-1999. Another member served 1961-63. Jan Schakowsky 1999-present.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0