G-d vs. the Scientists - A contest

From Chicago Torah Network's "Shabbat Fax" of Oct. 31.

THERE WAS A CONTEST BETWEEN A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS AND G-D.
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> They said that they could do whatever He could.
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> So He does a miracle. Splits the sea.
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> ... And through the wonder of modern science they do it as well.
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> He brings the ten plagues.
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> And amazingly, so do they!
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> It goes on and on.
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> Until finally G-d takes a handful of earth, breathes into it a breath of
> life ... and creates a man.
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> ‘Okay’ G-d says. ‘Can you do that?'
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> ‘Sure’, one of them says. And he picks up a handful of earth ...
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> ... And suddenly a voice comes down from heaven:
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> “Excuse me.
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> ... Use your own earth.”
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http://torahnetwork.org/PDF/16noach.pdf